2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival, Las Vegas
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”
im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and
Puns that bad are mortal sin
Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
Luke and Michael almost die laughing from what Calum said.
lottietommo123: Basically a G