Reasons I am fat:
I live across the street from Dairy Queen
Running is gross
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space? what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment. know the difference.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
The goofiest moments from our 5 seconds of summer interview
Gross, I have to do homework in preparation of my work training tomorrow.
How about no
I love that I can come home and immediately take my clothes off and not give a flying fuck because this is my apartment and I make the rules
I wish more people would realize that there’s a difference between being a good character and being a good person.
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
I want an owl so badly